Welcome to the future, folks. President Trump just called on the Pentagon to create a Military Space Force. “What are we going to fight in space?” you might be asking. Well, Reptilian Shape-Shifting Gonadians is exactly what Trump said we’d be fighting. Actually, he didn’t say that at all. What he really said was this:
“When it comes to defending America, it is not enough to merely have an American presence in space,” Trump said Monday at a White House event on space policy. “We must have American dominance in space.”
Which sounds far more practical, but never-the-less very sci-fi. We can only hope that whatever corrupt weapons contractor the Pentagon signs on to create the awesome new space weapons makes sure they all make that cool “pew-pew!” sound when fired.
Read more about it all over at Time.com where you’re sure to find no mention of Reptilian Shape-Shifting Gonadians.