Flying gray monkey's with wings of a dragonfly. glowed multicolours, and floated around on clouds that left flaming trails behind them. they appeared to be shrouded in smoke, wearing hats, with cigars hanging out of their mouths. at approximately 3:30 one removed its cigar from its mouth, stared straight at me where i hid in the bushes with my friend, , and said 'i didn't choose the noodle life, the noodle life chose me'. minutes later me and my friend slept as if under a spell, waking late in the morning (around 10:30, 11am). a black helicopter was seen hovering directly above my house, and a bunch of ballons floated out of my cupboard when i went to get my shoes.Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yummy bruh these alians look yummy mmmmmmmm.
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PA Media December 26, 2021