An elderly Mexican gentleman found lying on the side of a road last month in Paso de Ovejas in Veracruz, Mexico claims that he was knocked off of his bicycle by a UFO that had tried to abduct him.
You read that correctly. According to the 68-year-old man whose name is Francisco Acosta Tostado, he was riding his bike on the highway when an alien ship ran him over and tried to kidnap him.
A photo of him at the scene shows blood on his shirt and the subsequent police report mentions a deep gash in his head for which he was treated on a local hospital.
This intrepid reporter has a fresh theory as to what transpired with this event which can be summed up in one word: Tequila.