Eagerly anticipated document lands with a thud as most incidents remain unexplained
It was an afternoon of much anticipation and excitement – followed by the saddest trombone sound echoing across the internet.
The long-awaited report from US intelligence officials on unidentified flying objects dropped this afternoon, marking one of the first times the US government officially weighed in on strange sightings in the sky. Their big reveal, however, was seen by many as more of a shrug.
A summary of the government's UFO report pic.twitter.com/FgDfTRU5i3
I, too, have been identified as a large, deflating balloon. pic.twitter.com/BEpcF4JMhg
“Deflating Balloon” is the name of my next Jefferson Starship tribute band https://t.co/oqfZtpAWBs
US Senate: You have 6 months to put out a full report on UFOs.
Pentagon: Um... We saw some stuff, one was for sure a balloon not sure about the rest. https://t.co/BBfdiysDav pic.twitter.com/TQbn544qyP
UFO report: TL;DR pic.twitter.com/5YxzQqry6S
The government's #UFO report finally went public today, and @Oreo was fully prepared with an offering to our future alien overlords: https://t.co/JsRCfOWhes pic.twitter.com/H6TvPvJRDv
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