UFO Sighting in Orange, Texas on February 22nd 2016 – Exciting. I wept.

Well, it all started when I sank into my couch with a bowl and turned on History and Ancient Aliens. They were showing multiple ufo footage and whatnot and it all looked really real, so I thought it would be best for me to report this so y'all can look into it and possibly get to the bottom of it. Personally, I'm guessing it's all a lot of sinister FreeMason witchcraft or whatever. Who knows.