UFO Sighting in -, West Virginia on February 10th 2016 – 10″ lizard – Jumped out at me…honest

A 10" lizard (strapped to a tree) jumped out at my car. I might have just been tired or something...but honestly its real. It has to be to keep my inflated ego up there with the rest of the MUFON idots sorry investigators. Like you said to Michael Horn, It���s HIS case or the highway. No other cases or UFO contacts need apply. Well this indeed does sound like your saying "It���s OUR/MY case or the highway" Are you really trying to convince me that a giant lizard would jump out into the path of your car, was he trying to get your attention or were you just tired and hallucinating. At least in this day and age you would have had a camera on your phone, take some photos (no photoshop aloud now), and put them on the web. Oh wait���.you don���t have any !! FAIL.